Dolly Parton - Queen Of The Tabloids lyrics

Chorus: I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids I rule the trashy kingdom Like lady di they make sure i am never left alone Papparazzi and reporters stalk me from the shadows Making sure to kepp my royal a**etts on my throne Oh they talk about the lovers That i keep undercover And i wish that i was as much fun As they have you believe Just like alec baldwin I'd love to whack 'em all one But instead i'll wait and see Who i am sleepin' with next week I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids And i rule the trashy kingdom But the rumors raise my cue score And pay for my big home I guess i 'augt to sue them But instead i guess i'll use them To keep me in the spotlight And keep me on my throne Cause i'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids