Dogs With Jobs - Syphilis Aids And Herpes II lyrics

I was hanging in a bar one Friday night Feeling just perfect, borderline sick Gotta find a tightie to do me right A little lip service to moisten my dick! She was smoking in the corner, long and lean Cute enough to make you wonder if she even bleeds Get back to my room with this hot little queen My soldier is at attention, time to feed him We're in a new town, I've got a new friend We've just finished off a round, about to go again But my soldier won't stand he's just not into it Then he starts to puke up some slime green sh** Take it to the clinic, the ones who oughta know They give my dong a look and start to diagnose... Syphilis, AIDS and herpes II And maybe just a touch of the penile flu Syphilis, AIDS and herpes II Gotta watch what you're getting While you're shooting the goo If you are in a bar this Friday night Looking for a lady to slick your dick Be sure to take a look before you take a lick Best check out the crankcase before you need a fix Oh, good evening ma'am Lead Dog at your cervix! Syphilis, AIDS and herpes II And maybe just a touch of the penile flu Syphilis, AIDS and herpes II Gotta watch what you're getting While you're shooting the goo