Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye lyrics

(sung): I'm The private eye Hot on your trail The top gun for hire You'll find me lurking in the shadows Always searching for a clue I'm the bulletproof detective I got my eye on you The Private Eye (spoken): Snapshot in the parking lot Man and woman embrace Partners in crime ignite the infidelity Into these crimes of pa**ion Betrayal, I see it every day Like my own reflection in the mirror staring back at me Another case Another bottle of booze Life is no longer a mystery to me (sung): Cause I'm The private eye Hot on your trail The top gun for hire You'll find me lurking in the shadows Always searching for a clue I'm the bulletproof detective I got my eye on you (spoken) The Private Eye: 11:18 pm Subject is checking into the Desert Palms Motel accompanied by an unknown female Unknown female: So, what turns you on? Subject: Pretend you're dead. That'll turn me on. Unknown female: Sick little f**, aren't ya? Subject: I just get what I want. Even if it's by force. Unknown female: You don't have to rape the willing. ...got anything to drink? Subject: I'm not paying you to sit around and drink. Unknown female: Well then shut up, I'll punch the clock, and you can f** me til the blood scares you. s**ualized moaning Subject: Say goodnight, b**h! The woman screams and her scream is silenced by a gun shot