Doctor Ice - Roxanne, Roxanne lyrics

[Kangol] Yo EMD [EMD] Yeah, what's up man? [Kangol] There goes that girl they call Roxanne. She's so stuck up [EMD] Why you say that? [Verse 1: Kangol] Cause she wouldn't give a guy like me no rap She was walking down the street so I said "Hello I'm Kangol from UTFO." And she said "So?" And I said "So?!? Baby don't you know? I can sing, rap, and dance in just one show Cause I'm Kangol, Mr. Sophisticata As far as I know ain't nobody greater From beginning to end and, to beginning I never lose because I'm all about winning But if I were to lose, I wouldn't be upset Cause I'm not a gambler, I don't bet I don't be in no casino, and baby while you knizzow The izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo." I thought she'd be impressed by my devious rap I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black? Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza With the bang bang, brother I feel bad But I ain't committing suicide for no crab Calling her a crab is just a figure of speech Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach I thought I had it in the palm of my hand But man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Roxanne [Hook] Roxanne, Roxanne, can't you understand? Roxanne, Roxanne, I wanna be your man [Verse 2: EMD] Yo Kangol, I don't think that you're dense But you went about the matter with no experience You should know, she doesn't need a guy like you She needs a guy like me, with a high IQ And she'll take to my rap, cause my rap's the best The educated rapper MD will never fess So when I met her, I wasted no time But stuck up Roxanne paid me no mind She thought my name was Barry, I told her it was Gary She said she didn't like it so she chose to call me Barry She said she'd love to marry, my baby she would carry And if she had a baby, she'd name the baby Harry Her mother's name is Mary, which is really quite contrary Her face is really hairy, and you can say it's scary She lives in Mt. Airy, her father's a fairy His wife's a secretary, his son's in military They forced him to enlist, it wasn't voluntary His daughter's name is Sherry, his sons are Tom and Jerry Jerry had the flu but it was only temporary Back in January, or was it February? But every time I say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary It's only customary to give this commentary Some say it's bad, some say it's legendary You search it all you want, try your local library You'll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary But do you know, after all that All I received was a pat on my back That's what you get, it happened to me Ain't that right Mixmaster I-C-E [Hook] [Verse 3: Doctor Ice] You thought you had her roped, you thought you was Cupid But EMD, your rap was plain stupid I know you're educated, but when will you learn? Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms You gotta be strong in a way she can't resist So educated rapper, huh, bust this Since she's a new girl around the block I had to let her know that I'm the debonair Doc I said "I'd like to speak with you if I can And if I'm correct your name is Roxanne." She said "How'd you know my name?" I said "It's getting around Right now baby you're the talk of the town Please let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief." She said "I've seen you before, you look like a thief." I said "Me? The Doc? A hood, a rock? Running around the street robbing peoples on the block? Nah, that's not my style, to crime I'm not related As far as I'm concerned I'm too sophisticated." Then it seemed I got through cause she cracked a smile That let me know my rap was worth her while She said "You call yourself a doctor?" I said "This is true." She said "Explain to me really what doctors must do." I said "This is very rare because I don't say this every day There's a million medical sk**s a doctor displays Dermatology is treatment of the skin Infected and you'll see me and you'll know you're again There's enthesiology, ophthalmology Internal medicine and plastic surgery Orthopedic surgery and pathology A disease involves a change of your body." She said "Ooooh, that's very unique." Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek She said she had to go but be back by 8 So to call her at 9 to arrange a date [EMD] Did you take her to the beach? [Doctor Ice] That's what we planned But she stood me up, Roxanne, Roxanne [Hook] [Kangol] And here's our gameplan [EMD] The beat is here, so we will reveal it [Kangol, Doctor ice & EMD] And if you think it's soft, then Roxanne feel it! [Beat boxing and scratching]