Doc Brown - Semi on the Dancefloor lyrics

Ooh, Girl [Verse 1] Dance with your back to me, nice and close I'm like the guest, you're like the host Oh, no. This ain't what I asked for Great, now I got a semi on the dancefloor No, no! Don't turn around Now, I'm busy trying to pat this down Ow, it's worse than it seems Hrmm, and it kinda hurts in these jeans What? Oh you want to drink at the bar? Nah, I don't think that I can limp that far Tonight, every slick intention I ever meant Has now been undermined, by this little denintent But, she's quite pissed, I think I might just Have got a way with it, pulling my shirt down like this Ha, see I'm one of the smart dudes Incorporate it into my dance moves [Chorus] Uh, uh. This ain't what I asked for Uh oh, I got a semi on the dancefloor No, no. This ain't what I asked for Uh oh, I got a semi on the dancefloor What's happenin' in my pants Baby let's get this straight It's kinda like a compliment to you I can't articulate I'm, just, hopin' she' ain't worked out Why am I boppin round like a clown with my shirt down Well, well. Buying some time Get horny thoughts outside my mind Picture my grandma, naked on a shopping spree Or maybe European economic policy But that s**y look's not helping I'm tryna focus on the politics of Belgium Hm, thinking out loud like it's sensible She turns round, I'm talking down to my genitals (Ok, listen up) And I'm lecturing to them On the cultural divide between with Flemish and the French You can see the tension on my face muscles Telling my erection how much the Dutch hate Brussels She stares at me and when she speaks the words hurt "You're pervert!" Damn.... [Chorus] No, no. This ain't what I asked for Uh oh, I got a semi on the dancefloor No, no. This ain't what I asked for Uh oh, I got a semi on the dancefloor What's happenin' in my pants Baby let's get this straight It's kinda like a compliment to you I can't articulate