Doc Brown - Rap 101 lyrics

Yeah blud wha'gwarn?j Hello Friend. How are you? What's the drilly cuz? What are you up to? I'm all about "P"s I'd like to make money That was bare jokes That was very funny See bare means very but can also mean lots of As in "Yeah I got bare gold on ma watch bruv" And Positives and Negatives understood Peak, Sick, Big and Bashy, they're all good right And Deep, thats good but can mean sad And Air, Waste, Boog and Wack, they're all bad Now wanna describe the day you may have had? Well heres some believable features that you could add I switched on him blud I went a bit mad I sparked him in the grill then I bounced in the whip I hit him in the mouth then I fled in my car It was a minor ting It wasn't very hard I linked one gash I met a young la** I worked that nice We had s** alright Trust, I bust a nut and Im Audi I ejaculated loudly and walked off proudly So many charming phrases that you might miss if they aren't translated From the opaque to the blatant, now lets try an' an*lyse the following statement This ones slightly... slightly more complex but we'll work through it together, here check this out, ready? Move to me blud and ya click get SHANK What the RAASCLUT!!! This is big tings fam Inna bashment, choong ting and a gat Duckin five-0, bunnin punk like BRAP Now so like I said not straight forward, but again it can be interpreted word for word, check this out, right ready? If we ever came to blows then I may have a knife What the bloody hell!!! This is how I live my life In a soiree, with a lady and a gun Avoiding the police, smoking d** having fun