DNGRSDave - The Man. lyrics

[Intro: Roger Federer] I enjoy my game... watching myself and... Because it's so different! So... I hope You guys also enjoy it! [Intro Continued: DNGRSDave] I hope you enjoy it. I mean this is really Different than anything you've ever heard Before. Different flow... different lyrics I am DNGRSDave. D-N-G-R-S-Dave. I am On and dangerous, and I'm the man That's not being co*ky. That's just being Confident! I've always loved this hip-hop Music, so Ima do it! Hey Dangerous! (voiceover by Jolee Nebert) [Verse 1: DNGRSDave] Quick fix to a sh** ton of problems Write them all down and I feel the solace Ya'll thought I was kidding, in my profile Description, when I said I rapped good... Should have never been a question Yea, but I'm just flexing like my big brother Ask me who's next up. I am on the come up I am on & dangerous. I've been through some sh**, but I'm going to get it straightened Half black, half white, and Jewish, means that I can use both n***a and cracka. If I choose to But I won't usually, cause those two words ain't All they're cracked up to be This ain't a track meet. This is a marathon Feels like mile 20 but I'm finna Run on and finish that last 6.2 grueling miles I've got some issues but still got my smile Driving cross the country, in the front seat, I'm accompanied By a Nike model. I've always loved a hot girl that stays fit She's like, "David... I can't wait for the mix tape," called "Eye of the Storm." Raise the alarm! Pouring out my heart... Time to shine, Son of Dawn! Man I'm going to drop it. It's finna be atomic! Shout out Taylor Phinney! Man, I hope you heal up quick! What's with this year people crashing and burning? What's with this feeling I'm feeling I'm earning but Never been so broke but I'm feeling Okay! Should have lost hope, but it chose to stay! Making my dreams come true with these lyrics Hold up... Let's go back to the girls here She says she's from near Seattle. She's twenty and Some change. And, it's crazy how it feels when you start To feel just like the greats! Wale, Drake, Jay [-Z], J. COLE, etc... No doubt about it that I'm Just as cold. I feel like Walter Mitty sitting on the mountain Next to Sean Penn.. or feel like Shawn with the Pen Lyrically-Exer-cise-these-rhymes-til I-drop-dead No EPO though, but I got a dope flow Rancilio poured too much Espresso! 8 shots later.. this is how I'm feeling... (Aziz Ansari skit from 'Funny People': "I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking...") But it's okay though, I got a date with destiny Up late, uh.. and she be s**ing me b**hes be texting me messages, I don't reply though I won't get caught up in drama! And shout out to Yannick! That dude is ballin' That dude my best friend. That dude my team mate That dude my neighbor. Same girl wants to date us Are we going to play this just like playing tennis? Gorgeous girl going back and forth with the realest dudes she's Ever met, but I doubt she's ever played a tennis match Bat sh** crazy or pa**ionate?... This girl tryin' to get with two Best friends. Nevermind that. Let's get back to the rappin' And make this sh** happen and get what I'm lacking [Interview with Federer after winning the 2010 Australian Open] Interviewer: 'I mean you make it look so easy, and obviously it isn't. How do you keep doing it?' Federer: 'Hmm.. yea look. There's no secret behind it, you know? I mean I'm definitely a very talented player.' Game Set Match, I bring the racquet. I mean the Ruckus The motherf**in' ruckus.. the motherf**in' ruckus.. The mother f**in' ruckus.. Yea.. the motherf**in' ruckus Wu-Tang since the 8th grade. Ask Avve. I called us the Mus-Tang Clan. Ms. Landolfi asked me to hand her a paper of poems I never did it! So this right here is for you miss.. Queen of the Universe, gets the first verse Distracted by chicas.. and nagging from teachers You urged me to keep on conceiving these lyrics And though you didn't hear em or nor did anyone I kept on going from a boy to a man Damn how things change. Now I'm the man I've entered this game.. Dangerous Dave! [Outro: Roger Federer] I always.. I always knew I had something special, but I didn't know it was like, you know, that crazy! [Outro Continued: DNGRSDave] You know, Ima deliver like Fedex. None of that early 2000s USPostal stuff. I mean... I'm dope, but I don't dope [Outro Continued: Aziz Ansari] k**ed it man! I'm really stepping up my game! These b**hes gotta start paying me for this! Can't get no more free Randy!