{Verse 1} Cause of my (?) and affection I place nothing above 'em (?) that I'm possessing I (?) truly love 'em Short ones tall ones big ones small ones Winter spring summer and fall yo I love 'em all Especially the cuties with the smooth complexions and shapely booties With the type of bodies that'll make you say "Oh boy." Yup but baby if you're ugly I ain't got nothing for ya I'm not conceited, I'm convinced that I've been naturally blessed To (?) and irresistible with (?) And what's that get that breaks down (?) a cutie I bag 'em The instant I see a cutie with a bootie wiggle it just like jello To me being a player approach and say hello but she didn't hear me So I tapped her softly, She turned around screaming on me "Back up off me!" I said "Damn, there is no need for hostility, I'm a mellow type of fellow" Instil the tranquillity, She said "I recognize all of y'all are the same only after one thing And kinda swift with the game" I said "Come on now sweetheart do I look like a player?" She said "Of course not, psych." (?) let me know the deal I wanna ask you "Are you for real, are you really for real is this love that I can't believe the way you make me feel Are you for real?" As real as it gets my name is not James Brown but I believe you in a cold sweat And I bet there's no if, ands, and maybes when I'm finished I will have you sayin' "Do me baby." She said, "(?) I'ma give you a try because I think your kinda fly and you're my type of guy," She said her name was Crystal and she kept the pistol on her and if I ever cheated Believe I be a goner, so I played the perfect gentleman ever time I was wit' her And when I wasn't wit her I was going to get her when I wasn't going to get her she was coming to get me Then when she wasn't coming to get me she was wit me So for a while everything was smooth, I waited and contemplated my next move My instinct had told that the time was right for us to get together For a magical night so I called her, she said "Hello" I said "Hey" She said "Wait, I already know what you have to say," she said "Baby, I know you're wondering Why I won't go over to your place because I'm not too sure about how you feel So I'd rather go at my own pace, Oh I don't know The way that I feel I'm so afraid of a one night deal I--" Hold up sweetheart, just chill, relax your telling me the answer And I didn't even ask don't you think that we should be alone this is not the type of thing to Talk about over the phone, why don't you "Come on and go with me Come on over to my place." Where we can sit down and talk about it face to face Why don't you "Come on and go with me Come on over to my place" Where we can discuss the (?) of picking up the pace She said "I thought about it and I think that your right but, my parents are home so It won't be tonight but, um why don't you come over tomorrow at 8 my parents leave at 7:30 and won't be back until late." I said "Then let me go and get set tomorrow will be a day that you will not forget" So the next day around 7:54 I picked up like 6 condoms and headed for the door stepped outside I was asked where was I going by detectives with nine millimetres that were showing I said "To my girls house." They said "No you aren't," I said "Why not?" They said because they have a warrant I said "That's impossible how can that be?" They said "It's right here Robbery, first degree." Well anyway to make a long story short I ended up in (?) Going to court so I call Crystal the night around 8 I said "It's just a mix up" And blamed it on fate she told me that she loved me and promised to wait she said "I'll see you in court On your next court date." Despite being locked up things weren't bad I still had my girl and for that I was glad She always came to visit didn't mind the (?) and every night I wrote a letter telling her things like {Bridge} I can't feel myself, I don't want nobody else to ever love me You are my shining star, my guiding light, my love (?) There's not a minute, hour, day or night that I don't love you You're at the top of my lips cause I'm always thinking of you I still remember in the days when I was scared to touch you How I spent my daydreaming learning how to say "I love you" You must've known that I had feelings deep enough to swim in That's when you opened up your heart and you told me to come in Oh mama! A thousand kisses from you is never too much And I just don't wanna stop {Verse 2} Days turned into weeks, weeks into months 10 days to 25th and I've only gotten mail once What had happened to my love life Why do I feel like I've been stabbed in the back with a knife I tried to believe I said she loves me, she does but deep down I knew what the scoop really was you see Jody had my girl and now she was gone Just thinking about it had me singing every love song I'm thinking to my self how could she do me wrong but it's not her fault I was away for too long I thought I had a girlfriend but now I know better She told me that she wrote me but I never got the letter Every time I tried to call her nobody was home And since I had to call collect she put a block on the phone She told me she would visit but damn I haven't seen her You wanna know why because Jody is in between her legs and getting busy He even ate the coochie, yo I bought her everything from Fendi to Gucci But (?) in something that I didn't even have to sweat her And if it doesn't happen by now it's gonna get her um {Bridge} "Thrown up in the middle I don't know what to do What do you do when your girl is untrue There's another man, another man In my life, in my life Ohh, another man is beating my time Another man is loving mine Ohh, another man is beating my time Another man is loving mine {Verse 3} Beating my time Another man was loving mine I was upset but there were other things on my mind I would start trial soon and was facing a lot of time And on the day of trial I was nervous for a while but when they said not guilty I stepped with a smile back to freedom, freedom on the streets again Where I had to go and see what was up with my friend So I called her just to make sure she was home I said "Hello," And a man's voice answered the phone I was confused at first I didn't know what to do Said who is this he said "It's Jody and what is it to you?" I turned up the receiver, picked up my gun, and straight for Crystal's crib I started running murder, murder my fingers on the trigger murder, murder I'ma murder this n***a. So then I thought why should I do him? He wouldn't have no p**y if she didn't give it to him I thought about k**ing him thought about it twice said "Nah." Why because it wouldn't be nice and for the sake of curiosity I had to go see Crystal And ask her why did it have to be me? I knocked on the door and just like before I heard a man's voice saying he couldn't take it any more the door opened up But Jody (?) he looked me up and down and said I guess (?) Now here comes Crystal yelling and fussing, hollering screaming, shouting and cussing She looked at me and (?) got quiet in the hall she (?) and why didn't you call I turned around to leave and she said "Please don't go," I said "You used to be my girl Now you're nothing but a ho I understand cause I'm a man but there's no (?) in stake "So I spread my wings and fly away, yeah" {Outro} You know what I'm sayin? DMX's (?) For 91' pushing up no daisies Cause I'm real