Dizaster - Dizaster vs Real Deal lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] Yo, what the f** is it with me going first today? I'm gonna spit something that I just learned today I'll grab your b**h by the back of her head and make her {speaks Spanish} Your sh**'s silly, you're not even a hill billy You're a motherf**ing squid billy You work a 9 to 5 at a Thai diner On your day off you go shopping at Hot Topic for eyeliner You're the biggest Dizaster style biter You're such a stereotypical white rhymer I'm surprised you didn't arrive here with your own Mekhi Phifer I see through you like a stripper skirt And after this if you go down to L.A. you're getting hurt Just for stealing the logo off the Clipper's shirt How much time do I have left? Five seconds I reckon you look like one of those creatures from I Am Legend [Round 1: Real Deal] Everything you just f**ing spit was dumb Your shirt says "Kingdom" Ironic your dad lives in one Okay, I decided to freestyle and did away with the writtens You kept saying "Exile", he kept thinking about the cave that he lives in f** this sh** You are so gay and so are your eyebrows Do you know how long it takes to get through security right now? You must be the dumbest motherf**er on the planet You just battle and cracked a bunch of Mexican jokes and 90% of the crowd is Spanish You know what? Spanish people we're together Let's join against Iraq and fight This will be the last time a piece of sh** like you hijacks our flight United 82006923-B Just thought if you wanna try that hijack sh** come and see me You are not sick, you are not gutter you are trash I will rush you on the flight and stick your box cutter up your a** [Round 2: Dizaster] You gon' get the quickest removal Yeah I crack Spanish jokes cause it's all love, at least I didn't have to be like you and s** their dick to get their approval I'll f**ing leave you dead with your carca** lit You retarded a** b**h You said we crashed 9/11 when your people are the ones who started that sh** Bush knocked down the towers Bush knocked down the towers So don't ever in your life try to play the race card Cause I'll run laps around you like your favorite race car Motherf**er! You look like a Budweiser truck driver That b**h is a muff diver She gets f**ed on the back of a bike like Eve when she was a Ruff Ryder Stop acting like you down with hip hop when you don't even like the slang Everything that's not white you hang Your type makes me wanna pull a .45 and bang on a random biker gang I got more time left with your weird factor-Fear Factor weird rap Ben Stiller just called he wants you to give him his ears back You look like- I bet he can hear that! You look like Dumbo when your ear's flap [Round 2: Real Deal] I can freestyle, but if I broke out the pen I'll maim ya Bush knocked down the towers, what happened to your flight through Pennsylvania? p**y, that's right I'll k** you and I should sock you Cause you show up to every battle with a boombox holding a stone singing "I will rock you" f** you, I don't care if you live in a castle and think you're urban after Cause your pops gave you permission to turn your f**ing turban backwards I don't give a flying f** this f*ggot will not murk me Tell your p**y father, "Pump 6, fill 'er up and get me an extra large Slurpee" f** you f*ggot, for what you did to the Pentagon I'm stepping on Lebanon weapons drawn I'll send your father back a video of you and your f**ing head is gone That's right, and you're gonna be mad when I rode your girl And I ride on that magic carpet, show that b**h A Whole New World You really are f**ing pissing me off Since your mother has no rights I'll take a sh** in her mosque You beat Jonny Storm? No You thought you were hard? You're not you're a slouch And with those eyebrows plus your trash I'll call you Akbar The Grouch f** you You think you're gonna be a terrorist is [?] You talk about Ben Stiller's ears? You have the eyebrows from the guy from American Pie