Dizaster - Dizaster vs Organik lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] You Canadian f*ggot! Yo, you need to take your sh** elsewhere Homie this ain't La La Land, we living in Hell here I should drag you down to the Acorn PJ's, show you the homeless on welfare Then beat your head into the pavement until you appreciate the meaning of paying for health care Homie I'm known as that dope Arabian And you're the reason why we stopped saying "no h*mo" Cause thanks to you guys, the new slogan is "no Canadian" b**h, you look like one of Ex-I's relatives How the hell you gonna act all aggressive When the country you represent is known for being pathetic and sensitive? Not to mention you're from the land of the tender and generous Where all the feminine men you play tennis with look like Ellen Degeneres f** you and your medical benefits Listen man, how you gonna come down here and act like you gon' harm me f*ggot? You guys say you spit lyrics, I say "hardly f*ggot" I'd say, "You gon' beat me with what army?" But Canada doesn't even have an army, f*ggot Yo listen, the two on two you did with Hollohan is wack and it s**s You guys sound like you don't practice enough I just wanna know, when you guys say "yo yo yo yo" do you tend to use that as a crutch? Or is that a result of you f*ggots watching my battles too much? [?] bottle like a f*ggot You got an overcrowded overbite, that jaw of yours is doo doo You need to stop being greedy with those teeth, donate some to DNA because he clearly needs them more than you do [Round 1: Organik] You motherf**ing Canadian! You ice fishing, poutine eating, people loving, moose hunting motherf**ing Canadian Acting like you ain't my country and wanna throw my flag in the trash can But you ain't fooling me BUDDY Cause I can notice that Canadian accent under an Arabian afghan You see, I know he's not Canadian but he's [?] well why would he lie to me? I'm like, "You stupid fu*k I was just trying to make you feel like you were worth something to society." See, you can diss me for being Canadian but it's actually a compliment for one Just remember that you're Lebanese so in reality I've already won Plus, it's easy to tell he's Lebanese He smells like cheap cologne and pizza dough And now I got you in the corner like those stores that your people own And back in Lebanon I know middle school didn't go so well Cause every time he had show and tell he had to bring his parent's goat for sale So instead of screaming, "Weeeest coast!" You catch little ole Bashir screaming "Freeeesh goat!" And y'all remember his MTV battle with Nick Fury, right? Well it's pretty depressing Cause that whole, "Your mother is a local s*ut who's p**y is hairier than a coconut" segment March 5th, Tourettes, Youtube, vers' Vocab, zero minutes and 23 seconds f*ggot! [Round 2: Dizaster] You Canadian f*ggot! I mean this man's phony He inspires to be a mountie on a tan pony I ain't about to lose to someone who goes ice fishing for anchovies And no Organik, you can't put rims on a Zamboni You stupid f** What the puck is a Canuck? Yo look, I'm embarra**ing Terrance from South Park Let's be honest, you look like MC Goddess if he was wearing a mouth guard f** you and your tired grill You the type of guy that I would k** Cause record labels would never sign a deal to someone who looks like Fire Marshall Bill collided with Silent Hill {Dizaster starts doing a Fire Marshall Bill impression} "Hi. How's it going? Let me show you something. Hahaha." Yo, Fire Marshall Bill, you look like your'e carrying a disease and you're gonna die for reals So when people say "this guy is ill" it's not cause of his rhyming sk** I even asked The Saurus, "What's another word for 'f*ggot'?" And he said, "Oh man, all I know is that the only other word is 'Organik'." Your league is f**ing sh**ty bro If you didn't need our help in promotion and getting doe Then why the f** you keep attaching our logos to your b**h a** videos? That's why I'll never show this chump respect You need to cut Lush/Drect a f**ing check before I cut your f**ing neck Homie, f** King Of The Dot, we technically invented you Grind Time's the prototype, we do what you pretend to do Hockey is the only time people ever mention you So congratulations, for being good at the one thing in life that nobody f**ing pays attention to [Round 2: Organik] See, I came to California with my boy PVP And when we think of west coast veterans we think of legends like Mac Dre, Mac Mall, Eazy-E Not some Lebanese f*ggot that didn't even make the Fresh Coast DVD Yo, cause even in your own city you've been reported a foreigner Cause even Illmac' and Madness and they're from Oregon and Florida Yo, so basically, I flew all the way to Cali [?] Just to battle another motherf**ing Cali foreigner And watching Dizaster battle reminds me of the schoolyard You know, some combination lock sh** Cause everybody knows when you forget your third round you gotta call a Locksmith We all see you Reverse Live crumble like some feta cheese under pressure But what the f** were we expecting when a Dizaster hits Lebanese architecture? The Saurus took the time to master his verse while PH turned into a savage of words You weren't given the name Dizaster for ripping apart the gravel and dirt You were just given the first words spoken after your birth So the next time you're on the internet lets not forget your medication Stop acting like a suicidal psychotic schizophrenic mental patient And pay some respect to the generation That build the legacy behind this west coast reputation f*ggot [Round 3: Dizaster] Yo, you look like you're on a mission to get rid of your health You're Canadian you can't call people "f*ggot" that's like contradicting yourself This motherf**er right here, "Yo yo it's Organik. King Of The Dot volume 10 we're 'bout to get it in Put your money where your mouth is." I swear to God you're finished I could get rid of your squad in minutes Not only is your country ran by an old b**h, but she's also British Yo, you need to thank the US for every breath of fresh air you get you little snitch Cause if we didn't smash the Germans 10 years before 1956 You would've been another victim of on the Schindler's List And if you lived you would've been Hitler's b**h So f** lyrically, I just politically murked you And you started the online rap group called "Wack MC's" and that sh** was the worst crew You did a two round promo with HFK and he worked you And don't think I didn't see that beat battle where Kid Twist served you You skinny f*ggot get some meat on your bones Before this King Of The Dot were a bunch of lost souls who needed a home So Organik transformed into Gena Davis, gathered up all the b**hes he knew and they started A League Of Their Own You compared to Dizaster is nothing You think you're gonna beat me in this battle you're buzzing I think it's great King Of The Dot has a president cause Canada doesn't I think this motherf**er, you got born a genetically mutated dude God has a lot of hate for you Looking like an animal that escaped from the cage in a zoo You'll never find a day face it you're basically screwed Cause at the age of 22 There's no more space for your face to improve And you're Canadian too, man I'd f**ing hate to be you [Round 3: Organik] No need to crack your jaw by talking sh** cause I'm a peaceful man Who reps the home of basketball, hockey sticks and beaver dams While you rep America, AKA the most deceitful land Filled with 255 million people that pick fights and lose to Vietnam Ayo, it's time for you to drop a confession Vietnam, they must've taught you a lesson They're the main f**ing reason this country only starts wars with others in an economical depression And you ain't American, where you from? Lebanon? You mean that country where every city looks like it's been stepped on by Deceptacon? Ayo, I came to y'all homeland just so we can get it on And to stop this f**ing Arabic terrorist from dropping a set of bombs on your Pentagon I will make your grandmother choke like her f**ing name was Revanon Or Dizaster, so yo homie I'm the sickest rapper Don't you ever diss the Raptors You're a Lebanese Jew and every time you spit a bar there's a motherf**ing mitzvah after So Grind Time putting you against me, homie I think someone played you Look at your career 11 months ago, don't you see what Lush has made you? f*ggot...now say "thank you" [Round 4 (OT): Organik] Yo, you rep a Christian nation, I mean America, like what the f** is this world coming to? Didn't your people k** Jesus? You motherf**ing Jew Yo, so you can go ahead and rap faster like that matters But I just called you a Jew, so now everyone in Lebanon a**umes you're a yellow rat ba*tard backstabber Yo, so I don't give a f** how loud or how big your f**ing muscles are I can't even tell if he's trying to raise an eyebrow or buff a car b**h, you're from a land where females don't even shave their upper arm And a terrorist group known as the Hezbollah is in motherf**ing charge Ayo, so what's up with your eyebrows, they're fuzzier than an AM radio I bet they can catch reception from The Bay to Ontario Ayo and y'all know Diz-aster the dude that spits faster The only b**h of a rapper who screams out "body bag" and loses a minute after It's Organik, skinny f** with hepatitis C First baby Jerrold, Maggie Simpson's unibrow long lost enemy Ayo, and when I speak about that show your b**h looks like Lisa but with a fatter nose And she likes to blow on my horn and talk to my balls like my sacks a phone (saxophone) [Round 4 (OT): Dizaster] Yo listen man, you tried to trick Illmac' on a f**ing sound board That sh** is gonna haunt you forever more I can't believe you had the nerve to try to team up with my homie "Wee Man" on the message board You and Hollohan together rapping look like He-Man and Skeletor Yo, this topic is so simple Organik and Hollohan can never successfully drop a dope single But if they do it's cause the people confused them for Rocky & Bullwinkle Is it me or do Canadians have the fakest clothes? Either way it goes be sure to cop Organik's sh** when it drops at your local Whole Foods and Trader Joes Yo this sh** does not even make sense I go off on this kid and stomp on his wig with a big wrench Just for looking like the vomiting b**h from The Sixth Sense Yo, snap out of it p**y this is not a dream We got better cars, bomber b**hes and we got the bombest green Fresh Coast we got a lot of scenes From Delmont Swim Team to Thunder Hut to what the f** we have a sicker hockey team So how you even co*ky? When his sixteen's are sloppy You're extremely scrawny You're an insomniac smoking rock and crack Tweeking and eating coffee I'm being attacked by a flesh eating Swedish zombie with The Machinist's body Somebody get this evil creature off me Yeah, you're a host cause that's cause you're harboring diseases probably Either that or you're a fetus with cerebral palsy Yo, listen man your teeth look like they're angry at me For Christ's sake, you're Canadian aren't braces for free?! He was in the mirror practicing his raps to Snow, being all he could be Like, "Informer [?] Organik lick her boom boom down [?] so I'ma stop Canadian's are f*ggots, I lik ya boom boom down"