Dirty Sanchez - (We Hate) Youth And Beauty lyrics

Youth and beauty is so overrated News flash honey, you are hated So lets raise our gla**es and make a toast I hate alot of people but I hate you the most (course) I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old I am old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer, its got to mean the end is near I hate youth and beauty So go get a fohawk and shake your booty Act like a robot, Act like a hetero Its all been done, everythings retro (course) I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old I am old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near Lets get one thing perfectly straight You're the kind of idiot that I hate YOu whine and pout And you like No Doubt I'll give ya something to cry about Youth and beauty is just plain boring Drinking, and smoking,humping, and whoring I've got a secret that I want you to keep Youth and beauty just put me to sleep (course) I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old I'm old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near Starbusrts,Kit kat, good and plenty Some crazy stuff under 20 Gitchy p**n read, and kinda nerdy Some smart stuff under 30 Onion shorts, eyes are sporty Some light hot stuff under 40 But bald and fat's what I find nifty So give me old stuff over 50 We hate youth and beauty(x7) We're gonna k** ya If you're young and beautiful