Yeah man, that sure is one big old rock It takes up half of that velvet box I know you’ve given this a lot of thought You’re gonna get a ‘yes’ for sure That thing is more than just a simple stone It’s got some crazy powers all its own Something will happen when she slips it on They never tell ya at the j**elry store Yep, diamonds make babies And babies make mammas And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna I know that you love her She’s one special lady But I’m warning you brother Yep, diamonds make babies You’ll talk about it on the honeymoon You’ll both agree that it’s way too soon Next thing you know she’s seein’ pink and blue Everywhere she goes ‘Cause diamonds make babies And babies make mammas And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna I know that you love her She’s one special lady But I’m warning you brother Yep, diamonds make babies Oh, yes they do Yep, diamonds make babies And babies make mammas And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna I know that you love her She’s one special lady But I’m warning you brother Yep, diamonds make babies I know this sounds crazy But diamonds make babies Oh, good luck bro It’s gonna be great