Devin The Dude - Show 'Em lyrics

[Devin Talking: talking low] [Devin] I know I shouldn't do this, but i can't help it I'm a fiend, lotion and magazines is what I'm left with I step without my pride to the toilet and lace my palm With honey and almond But suddenly the phone rings, and its Kb p**y just came through, some for him and some for me Hell yeah, I'll be there to help you f** 'em Get 'em drunk, get 'em high pull they titties out and s** 'em [K.B.] Don't rush 'em We bout to f** these hoes man no question Just bring your a** on because they already buzzin And lovin, my hospitality I put it down I got a quarter pound of weed and a big thang of crown sh** my dick hard now, just lookin at these b**hes With these big soft a**es and these nice round titties While you gigglin you best a hurry your a** the f** I'm bout one second away from cranking this f** fest up [Chorus] No need for rest haven these hoes Lets, show 'em what they p**y made for Lets me and you lay in these hoes And, show 'em what they p**y made for No need for us saving these hoes Lets, show 'em what they p**y made for Lets leave without payin these hoes And show 'em what they p**y made for [Devin] Man, just let 'em know I'm coming in bout 25 minutes And get they p**y ready cause I'm finna to dive in it I hear 'em talkin loud in the background, hollin Tell 'em don't get too drunk and keep they p**y lips smilin [K.B.] These hoes wildin, but still I got 'em under control Impatiently waitin for some dick thats swole And just some horny a** b**hes that love to f** Tellin me how they s** dick and swallow the nutt (they gobble it up) I thought I told you about one of them hoes I put my foot inside her p**y and took it out and s** my toes Yo, don't forget to stop and get some f**in duncoms, condoms Forget them n***a we got a problem [Devin] That ain't no problem man, you know we must cover our bones Zoom zoom bust in the room get bout two and I'm gone And as soon as I get there I'm gonna spit some game to her Get the p**y so quick you think I already knew her [Chorus] [K.B.] Finally, at last Devin showed up And the first thing this muthaf**a said was........(Devin finishes the rest) [Devin] What the f** is this thick neck big b**h here Man I should a bought a 16 ounce beer Say big hous, you f**ed over me dawg I thought we was cool How in the hell we gonna get these two big b**hes in the pool [K.B.] Ha Ha Ha, you fool, stop trippin and just take your clothes off Cause all p**y feel the same when the lights go off [Devin] Man thats too much pork For just one fork And I'll pa** You can't even tell the difference between the stomach and they a** Stretch marks on they titties like a road map Hoe slapped, on some mabaline [K.B.] But she keep her navel clean And at least these hgoes big and cute not big and f**ed up You done f**ed a skinny ugly a** hoe so n***a whats up Don't give a f** if you f** these broads nobody knows So just drank and smoke this dank and lets f** these hoes [Chorus] Come on and, show 'em what they p**y made for [x4]