Devin The Dude - Mo Fa Me lyrics

[Verse 1:] Hey motherf**er it's me again yep The one who f**ed your sister but quiet is kept Because she burnin' but instead of cussin' out the b**h Just didn't tell her then let her s** the puss up out my dick Gave me some money for gas I hopped out on 59 Smokin' weed (weed) And feelin' fine Dick s**in' laws right behind and they look and they stare But I got on my seat belt so I don't care "How the f** you doin' today Mr. Officer? If I had the time I wouldn't mind to offer ya A fat dime and a black nine in my sh** But no warrants and tight insurance so you can just ride the f** on b**h" People always gettin' mad at me bein' like this Drankin' alcohol keeps me peein' white piss Parents I'm not tellin' your children to smoke ya see Cause if they just say no it be mo fa me [Hook:] [Scratching "Mo fa me"] [Verse 2:] What did you say your name was? D-E-V-I-N You saw me on the news but the TV be lyin' They got bounty hunters lookin' for me I'm wanted for theft Women claim that I came and got they p**y and left I'm not an old fool from the old school like My Adidas Cause All Day I Drink And Smoke it's like I need it On stage you can boo you can hiss real loud But I'll just pull out my dick and take a piss in the crowd Then I'll smile take a bow put down my mic and I'll leave Get the money from the promoter hope it's enough for some weed Head dead to the back with the VIP status In a room full of Pimps tryin' to find 'em a Gladis Gotta pick one of 'em get one of 'em stick one of 'em quick Cause they n***as might be here they n***as might be talkin' sh** They n***as always somewhere they ain't supposed to be n***as can't keep up with they p**y then it's mo fa me [Hook] [Verse 3:] Son said "Daddy I don't wanna go to school Cause the teachers a freak she tittie dance on the coo And all my friends smoke reefer I think it might be cheaper If I buy a couple of pounds and sell 'em ounces and threefers" Cause any way to come up I got to do it ch'all I'm havin' flashbacks I'm about to stash crack in my drawers But f** the laws They got my brother already they can s** my balls Average n***a have no luck at all But have no other choice but to take up the bet Tryin' the seven or eleven when I come out and pick up a check Gotta get my sh** fixed Hit a quick liquid Fringe benefit, like gettin' my dick licked Cause this money runnin' funny gonna break before I'm broke And I can't be wakin' up in the mornin' nothing to smoke So I think I'll smoke half and roll some sweets Well I can't smoke I'm a sell it Hell it's mo fa me [Hook]