Well, hello again my weed smokin' friends I'm glad you came with coughee in your cups If I went up I'll do the same And you can pa** it to someone you've never met And let 'em get just as high as you You're eyes red as sh**, mine too We 'bout to start the show who got an Optimo? A swisha suite, a zig zag and the b**h that'll kiss my meat This cordless mic, I know what they like Continue to rockin' the show that'll slow up a fight And I know of a dyke, who wouldn't mind Gettin' some of this dick from behind but I'm gonna chill y'all 'Cause she might wanna start wearin' my draws and Oh no, don't want that sh** to happen Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' Don't want that sh** to happen Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin' Don't want that sh** to happen Admirin' my weed jar, it's rather stocky At the crib, how 'bout myself lookin' at hockey And wonderin' who's gonna win The Cup If it was full of coughee I know the brothers will man up I'll stand up to get a drink, then I get a call Can you come over so I can lick your balls? Well yes, I guess let me shampoo my nuts and get dressed I'll be there in 20 minutes Mission complete, I hit the street with the suite, some heat But f**, there's some cops on the beat And there's some crooked laws That'll pull you over and dig all in your draws and Oh no, don't want that sh** to happen Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' I don't want that sh** to happen Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' 5: 30 P. M., I'm at the lab again Another song, about to take another stab again Drinkin' and laughin' and puff, puff, pa**in' it To and fro' while constructin' my flow And pick up some hoes, up in this motherf**er Hey, whatcha wanna do girl? I don't wanna tease you, I just wanna please you And lick you from your neck to the top of your dick And then rub my c*** and grind my hips Oh, that sounds like some pretty cool sh** But damn, might get full of weed and alcohol I go to sleep, you try to dig off in my wallet and in my draws and Don't want that sh** to happen Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' I don't want that sh** to happen Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' Don't want that sh** to happen Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin' I don't want it, don't want it, don't want it Don't want that sh** to happen