[Intro: Del] Ok this one I'm gonna give a shout out to Yauch You know, MCA, Mike D, Ad Rock The Beastie Boys, know what I'm saying Man ya'll super duper cool man Hope ya'll doing cool man Ya'll a big influence on me know what I'm saying There I said it, some white boys influenced me Now motherf**er I said it, sh** But anyway, moving along with the proceedings I got something for everybody For you and yours and for you too 'Cause I know that you don't think that I forgot about Your motherf**ing a** We gon' get back to you in a minute For all my people though let's just bounce to this [Verse 1: Del] Who want it? It's diesel, I'm staring at the stooge who responded Bruised consciousness is all he gon' get I'm too monstrous, rap power enough for two continents Swing with the author with the authorization to Get farther than the witch doctor 'Cause this doctor be totally free for operations Because he ain't got no patience Say something b**h so I can slap half ya face backwards You know practice makes perfect for certain so Why don't more practice something pertinent You are what you eat And so far I can see A lot of s**ers eat junk food Whatever's available off the dollar menu [Hook: Del] Grand royal We got the plan that you can't foil We 'bout to make the whole planet coil Spring into action, be what you imagine Yeah boy, grand royal We got the plan that you can't foil We 'bout to make the whole planet coil Spring into action, be what you imagine Yeah boy, grand royal We got the plan that you can't foil We 'bout to make the whole planet coil Spring into action [Verse 2] It's fantastic, I love this game Just the bland tactics be having me spasm See the fans' reaction, they tearing they tickets up They want a refund, they can't stand it I'm the executor, whatever b**h test that is extra stupid The next intruder getting electrocuted Five hundred thousand volts like they a** just dived In the moat with a portable heater Then get back at you for ignoring her speeches About the order of proceedings She said she swore that she was leaving So leave then, I see you still here Baby you move like a slug Actually moving just can't perceive it Give me a reason, you know I'm beasting I got something for that a**, season's greetings [Hook]