Del The Funky Homosapien - Why Ya Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me? lyrics

A new day was dawning Yes one more morning Just stretching and yawning Picked up my belongings And call my crew See what we all can do Let's go to the mall The one with the waterfall And take your father's car Although it ain't that far They got a whole bazaar Of fly girls up the par Yeah sounds like a plan I need a new Walkman We pa** the popcorn stand And see what we can land In the land no less I spot a cutie with Guess And I had on sweats She looked unimpressed I said "Damn you fine" But nothing 'bout her behind I said "Do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat?" She said "No You look like a hobo And with that camouflage sh** looking like G I Joe" I said "I'm not that broke And I can buy you a Coke" She said "This must be a joke" I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off Like a moth I said "What's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?" [Hook] Why you wanna get funky wit me? Slow ya roll a little Damn you crazy Girl, why you wanna get funky wit me? Slow ya roll a little Damn you crazy Girl, why you wanna get funky wit me? Slow ya roll a little Damn you crazy Ok she too stuck up I didn't catch so what? My partners busting their gut Getting me straight stuck, on anger Let her go Why sweat her so? Oh f** you guys Let's f** with some fries At Quick Stop Where the chicks pop, up Let's pop at them n***a like a magnum Next destination Stop at the gas station My heart started racing Saw this cutie who way thin I stalk like Jason With no authorization I looked her in her face and asked her how her day went And her digits She said "what is this? It's none of your business" I'm shorter than a midget I fidget sh**, she asked "why are you nervous?" I said "your curves just amaze, they glaze my eyes over" I told ya She said "Are you sober?" Venomous like a cobra "Don't you know that I'm older, than you And your crew You do what little boys do You couldn't deal with this" Then she sealed it with a kiss, yeah I felt dissed, and my crew is steady laughing And when I turn around they act like nothing had happened Ahhhhhhh hahahahaha Burn Del, Burn Del That fool got clowned again man Shot shot down Oh here he come, Ok we out Del Why you wanna get funky wit me? Slow ya roll a little Damn you crazy Girl, Why you wanna get funky wit me? Slow ya roll a little Damn you crazy Girl Why you wanna get funky wit me? Hieroglyphics y'all ya don't stop We got ghost, go fries got us some girls too The ones with the curl doo That smell like shampoo What's up precious? I likes ya necklace We doing a show tonight ya might wanna check us She said "You're Del!" I said "I know The one on vinyl" And then she hit a high note "Y'all is Hiero And where's Pep Lover?" I said he on the other side of town But her partner had a frown 2 out a 3's cool, it ain't bad She must not know how to add She tripping and things Each finger got rings We 'bout to bounce like springs But she like "Where my chicken wings? Cutie like can you sign? This one time So you can be on my mind To remind?" I said fine Tripping partner like "Who he? He ain't no one" I know him from Logan Was now her slogan They was jocking She was co*k blocking They said they got the tape that keep a whole block rockin' She said "So n***as with egos What you coming out ya face for?" I'm a let you know ho!