We off to the land of funk Where you can damn near do anything you want But take it easy, don't splurge the funk You got the urge to funk, you gotta make it last It's a stone gas, I'm the sworn protector of the nectar I got the juice to get you in the sector Right on, right here Come on, let's go while we in the clear I triumph over chumps and turkeys And obvious squares who work hard to try to jerk me First see self then others, be translucent D did it, maybe they can't do it Wastin' some good funk, gimme that sh** I'm taxin' you, b**h, at 75% Next time, keep it like you want it Instead of just wipin' your a** with it And then you feel haunted when it's gone In a song, I define the whole parameter, draw the diameter Cross the county line, now you're found behind funk frontiers You punk Negros don't want none here Au contrair, one snare get my flow beyond air Land, sea, water and fire to the ether world or deeper still With a peek through the veil Frolic with the knowledge that the slumpasaurus exists Just twist your knob to funk and get a whiff Smell that, inhale that, it's in the foliage I'm showin' you the way 'cause lots of fools don't be knowin' this, jeah {Okay, now you gotta get ready for this part (What part?) This one part here, now it start takin' you into this, like ill twist, dig it? (Okay, okay, I dig) Okay we gone, keep movin' through right here (It's, it's creepy) {Quit whinin', we almost there, Foo (This is weird, I feel strange) You're supposed to dig it, just a bar maybe left Okay, okay, jump, here it is, let's go Who are you? We don't know who you are Who told you 'bout our scene? You better start talkin' fast Don't make no sudden moves, we aimin' our funk at you I know you must be spies for the barbarians from outside We're going to funk with you, too late, s**er We off to the land of funk Where you can damn near do anything you want But take it easy, don't splurge the funk You got the urge to funk, you gotta make it last It's a stone gas, I'm the sworn protector of the nectar I got the juice to get you in the sector Right on, right here Come on, let's go while we in the clear What a predicament, you gone and slipped up In a simple mix up but get stuck in the funk And we gotta funk you up one time And you gonna tell us what the funk be on your mind Outside jive jesters always question the healing properties of funk But wanna still walk with a chunk You must be dumb to think you gettin' away scot-free I got the lock and key I preserve the funk for future generations Let 'em know it's the nucleus of new sensations Best to know where you come from 'Cause you may have to go back, Kojack But now you didn't know that I know you need a hearing aid Here, take a face full of funk and you can clearly taste The difference in a taste test with the fake mess Perpetrating musical sk** Got people so confused due to overk** I'm a little older still, I got a secret Funk keep me beneath the feces Underground, on some deep sh** Stress free on the case and then I beat it Without the sequined glove, peep the love In each base throb, I take my job Serious but it's fun to funk I only came to give you what you want Even if you don't know that you want it yet You already peeped game, you just ain't applied it A-plus my guidance counselor, not my sidekick Provided a new form of funk that'll pry open your eyelids Compound 7, now try this special ingredient But don't be greedy, b**h Or we gon' funk you up and that's immediate All rise, fall in line Everybody chime in on time Funk is continuous, funkin' is a function I will honor the the funk The funk is fragile, handle the funk with care It's dynamite, it's outta sight We interplanetary funkin' Light years away from squares and turkeys Funk is a form of communication Funk is power self generated Funk'll keep the lights on P, G and E ain't got nothin' on D P, G and E ain't got nothin' on D Okay, we funkin', willin' and able To funk in the world wide funk federation The W.W.F.F The W.W.F.F