Del The Funky Homosapien - Phony Phranchise lyrics

This is real hip hop not no phoney phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D E L not no phoney phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not no phoney phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide Rag Del, impetuous, tempestuous, My power's activated, have to make it, funky Del deep, scuba diver wet suit who survived to get loose Brewin' in the test tubes to the rescue, extradition process To get you all stressed, step onto my office That's what you call fresh, it's more like some soft breasts If I stopped cess, I probably would cough less Test it, just to see if ya'll rested I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man Yo, you miss it in ya' public school district Get a book and do the physics, yo' I got a cool image Like Hendrix, my kindred, y'all f** up to my index Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax Ain't nothin' new motherf**er, man I been black Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat You paper chasin' when you make it then you spit that That your whole life shoulda never even been rap Wannabe gangster fool around and get your friend capped Talkin' hella sh** my brother trying to buy a ten sack Man, just call me amphibious Submerging so deep yanking curtains on these idiots Walking 'round oblivious more than annoying Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed And times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment Walkin' round the town all 'noid and bent Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka Intoxicated some of y'all call it faded With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden Sleepin' in the lobby of the Days Inn Never outdated When my power's activated, have to make it, funky I'm barn storming, alluring, curing your ailments with lyrical talismans Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer Your tool to reduce your little rhymes are non existent Meticulous methods I use to modify, the style you all should try Posh poetics, cost effective, neck and neck with sun beams Transcends the fabric of time, yah, it's one thing Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakerz Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you meager Style malfunctional ,I'm punchin' in early Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (Who?) Del is, got you cornered like a cougar Comin' up with new words like you must be a lummox Wanna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts Lactose intolerant your bowels'll blow up Catostrophic so deep can't locate with metal detectors Listen more then once you'll need several inspections I'm sicker than a beef recall, reiterate the fact with flows that free fall Reintroduction the cla**ic material, that last with imperial Props and Pop Will Eat Itself Hotter than coals tread and your feet'll melt Like plastic i castrate contenders With a crew that got more power than the Westcoast Avengers Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor This is real hip hop not no phoney phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D E L not no phoney phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not no phoney phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide Mouth watering musical madness More bomb than Bombay in glad bags Get mesmerized, spellbound Del found profound Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental I used to be dazed and confused Now I'm amazed and amused at life and its clever ruse I have compa**ion while other brothers askin' for trouble Brain damage got 'em befuddle Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear Your over there in the corner drinking non alcoholic beer Dominating, commentating moving on to great things Embracing the lunacy, lacing the community With one, two, and three for all clueless emcees They need guidance, tutorials from the Overlord of sk** Magnifying music with my magnificent mind That blinds with such shine it's embarra**ing Hop in the caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans You know what, I'm claimin' dozens, it's Sudden Impact Crib d**h It's big threat major counter-act like tazers Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers I crave flavorings with custom tailorings I can communicate with aliens, it's a daily routine It's never failing you fiends to get cream By the continuity the rhymes move in unity Perfectly with the tunes, I hope it hits you soon When my power's activated, have to make it funny