De La Soul - What the f** #2 lyrics

[Intro: Pos] We back with the "What the f**" portion of the tape We 'bout to get into this song called, "Mindstate," which was recorded When we was makin all the songs for "Buhloone Mindstate" And this is a song we made purposefully Just to f** with Tommy Boy's heads like We wanted them to think we was on some crazy sh** And we didn't, we, we had no plans on puttin this on the album And of course, certain people in the boardroom, when they heard it They liked it but we still didn't care so Here we go, "Mindstate," check it out y'all --- You can't beat my mindstate {*3X*} [Dove] Aiyyo let's skin the ghost Because the sheet's been stained with the ocean (Wishy-washy, wishy-washy, wishy-washy) I am the elf to seventh closed closet Burnt to the Flintstone... Singing in the black man's wish Figure me zoomed to the outskirts Slave with the big black sword Down in the underbelly... Walk, run, pick, pluck Astinence to fu*k-INNNG The M = a norm Timbs made fruit to sk**s (hello) Tally on {*3X*} I'm not hard You can't beat my mindstate {*4X*} [Pos] Aww yeah, where he where he be? Where he go? (Yo I got that fat sh**~!) To make matters worse (yo I got that fat sh**) You got money in the purse (yo I got that fat sh**) Had to sit down for a while from my style Was too heavy to bear (yo I got that fat sh**) For my head to contemplate (yo I got that fat sh**) Went on the blind date (she was a fat sh**) I'm not home {*everyone laughs*} [Dove] I get gooder than gettin be ("GOOD!") Gooder than, gooder than, gooder than - gettin be ("GOOD!") Time to play the low self watch... I get to zone on the kosher stuff With my avenue attitude But I'd really like a psycho meditation (Anybody, anybody, anybody, anybody..) With my Indonesian boogaloo Makes the mix cause the rainy weather is flyin soon And ABC News won't be able to catch it baby I'm not home You can't beat my mindstate {*4X*} [Pos] When a s**m cell met with Haaaaa-dy (Twelve months later) the first words was dad Then I ran into a Peppermint Paaaa-ty Charlie Brown gets mad (He's comin after me) no he ain't Yes he issssssssssss (no he ain't) He's now over my house shootin out all the windows ("Broken gla**, everywhere!") Just like I'm standin here doin the same to his ("Everywhere!") Cause I'm not, home You can't beat my mindstate {*4X*} You can't beat my mind {*2X*} You can't beat my {*2X*} You can't beat {*2X*} You can't {*2X*} You.. {*2X*} ("Hello? Hello!") {*3X*} --- [Pos] Yeah yeah, that was "Mindstate" And I ain't even gonna give it a "What, the, what, the?!" Cause that was actually pretty dope Like I said before we was wildin out when we did it Purposely to make Tommy Boy bug out Like if they was gonna say like "What are these n***as on?" But umm I like that song~! So umm.. y'know We ain't gon', we ain't gon' blow it up like that BUT! We are gon' keep movin on So check it out, here we go