De La Soul - The Devil Likes Candy (Skit) lyrics

Ignore the words of Lord But you'll have to take those headphones off On Judgement Day And explain, explain why you didn't heed The word of the Lord And then, and then You'll have to reckon with Satan Yes! The devil The architect of all this chaos (church) The chef and designer of all sins That he distributes like candy Jealousy is the devil's candy Lust, candy, Rap, and pride Candy! (and let's not forget about envy!) See, see someone's listening (This is quite exciting) Sir, you sir (Moi?) Yes, you Sir, do you know the works of the Lord? (Of course I do, actually I'm quite familiar) Hey, I... I know you I, uh where are you from? (Hmm, the Down Under) Ah, Australia, huh? (No child, further than that) Wait a minute, I know you Have we met before? (Well, no, but yes) (I actually know your father) What? (The engineer, he actually calibrates my ovens) (Great job, might I add) My dad is dead You go to hell! (Ah, now we're speaking the same language) (By the way, you ever jerk off to Sally Struthers While listening to Rihanna?) How you know that? That's blasphemy! (Chuckle) (Twas a blast for me too) Filthy (But excuse me child, I'm running a bit late) (Have a load of... candy) Oh! (To distribute) It's you! It's really you! He's here! He's everywhere! He's really here! Oh my God, oh my god (This is to be continued in the upcoming movie Molly Stars)