Just divorced was written on the window of the car It looked like a tombstone parked beside the local bar Once he'd drove it crazy now he's driven it too far Just divorced was written on the window of the car Someone wrote in soap it's over right across the hood On the door it said good riddance boy I feel good On the fender were the words I won't be home tonight And the jukebox in the bar played if you're gonna do me wrong do it right Laughed so hard I thought now there's a guy who's got some spunk What a sense of humor it said goodbye on the trunk Tin cans tied with paper streamers pointing to the bar Just divorced was written on the window of the car Just divorced was written...