Dave Smith - MINECRAFT LOGIC lyrics

Scene opens showing a chicken coughing, laying an egg, and flying away. Minecraft player with default skin spawns into the world. Whoa! Wow... I've always wanted to try Minecraft! The Minecraft player punches a tree, and the middle of the trunk falls out as the player jumps back in pain. Wait... why is this tree not falling down? Does this game not follow physics? The tree falls on the Minecraft player, crushing him. Scene begins by showing an incomplete dirtblock house. The Minecraft player's hand then shows up and places the final dirtblock at a hole in the bottom of the house. Well, it's not much, but it's home! The Minecraft player leans on the side of his house, and one of the dirt blocks pops out. Camera pans to the right and shows a cow, which the Minecraft player quickly notices and walks up to. Aww, hey little guy! You look lost. The Minecraft player pets the cow on the head, but on the third pet, the cow falls to the ground with a black eye, mooing in pain before dying. Oh, oh, oh! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! The Minecraft player drapes himself over the dead cow, crying. The Minecraft player notices a diamond ore on the ground. Diamonds! The Minecraft player mines the diamond with an iron pickaxe. Sweet! The Minecraft player walks to the right, staring at his diamond. Good thing there's no gravity in this game! The Minecraft player walks over a patch of gravel, which collapses, causing the Minecraft player to fall down a deep chasm, land in lava, and die.