Dave Parkin - Air Guitar lyrics

[Verse 1:] See I'm trying to explain what I do on the daily To ladies and gentlemen stuck in the eighties Stuck in the Brady Bunch, they look at me crazy Cause I ain't playing the drums or the ukelele Nah, maybe I play the ba** or maybe I'm payed to take shape like Ricky Gervais And just stand up, demand your hands up Only understand if you ain't a fan of Hannah Montana Gotta laugh when they ask what my name is "You're famous, I know that band that you play in." "Who? Me? Nah that ain't me, wrong Drapht" I've been making my mark for playing air guitar (Make more noise than heavy metal) [Hook] Disregarding me being an artist Didn't want to see me start playing the air guitar I play the air guitar And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf I play the air guitar I play the air guitar [Verse 2:] Step on stage, the fans are rough Cause I move like Chuck Barry and Angus Young Genghis Khan k**er with an invisible lacks You're living like Frank Zappa with a rhythm of Slash You riddle me this, little pivotal clap Those rats have called me wigging out listening to me rap Uh, ok, back in the day. Remember back then? Didn't sound like back in the states, we didn't have an accent I had an accent, yeah, I had an accent Sounded like the way that I spoke And that was acting From a grapher to rap and I born the beat I wanted to be a DJ, but scratching it wasn't cheap So I rapped to an industry, more of a convention Didn't have an instrument, you didn't get a mention Ok a scene won't last, aha yeah I get it You rather me play the air guitar (Make more noise than heavy metal) [Hook:] Disregarding me being an artist Didn't want to see me start playing the air guitar I play the air guitar And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf I play the air guitar I play the air guitar [Verse 3:] See, I got people tearing down the walls Crowd surfin' like listening to rock and roll The whole crowd is boxed in, head banging like boxing Danny Green, you lost it soon as the beat drops in Knocks him off the feet gots to have it Rocking him back and then forth, complete madness You can imagine a man-made way people dance And on site like it's Hussain's grave And my irate neighbours hating me doing this Three AM and still playing my music "Enough! You gotta stop turning it up!" "Nah, nah, you know that ain't me. I play the air guitar" [Hook:] Disregarding me being an artist Didn't want to see me start playing the air guitar I play the air guitar And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf I play the air guitar I play the air guitar