Dave Gutter - Lies Song lyrics

[Intro: Spose] I'd never lie to you, there's no drums in this song [Verse 1: Spose] I'll spit my verses all in Spanish, I was born in Kansas I'm the richest person on the planet I would never get a tattoo I'd never feed my daughter fast food ("Any sauces with that?" "Uh, can I get three barbecue?") Bobby Flay never wrote a recipe Michelle Obama won't stop s**ting me Fat people look awesome in Spandex Nobody's ever got k**ed by Aaron Hernandez 2Pac's alive, Smurfs are black Witches are real, the Earth is flat X: that's the number five in Roman numerals I've never used Twitter at a relative's funeral My car has a retracting top, I'm always wearing matching socks Janet Jackson's dead, but Michael Jackson's not To take it further, there has never been a rape or murder in the state of Florida And my basement doesn't look like it's an episode of Hoarders I have never seen Dora The Explorer I got all the deaf people listenin' Augusta is the capital of Michigan But I would never lie to you [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never k** it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you [Verse 2: Wax] Your wildest dreams are all easily attainable And oil based infrastructure's endlessly sustainable The people in charge are all anti-war The economy's run by the disenfranchised poor In high school the pants I wore were skin tight A Mogwai is unaffected if you feed it after midnight The best way to reach me is to send a Facebook invite Not a single rhyme that I've written's ever been tight I'm not a know-it-all, I always follow protocol Never broke a law, last night I f**ed Oprah raw I don't enjoy red wine or cold Stella Next year, I'm booked to headline at Coachella I just paid off all my credit cards and student loans Atop the Hollywood Hills, I own two big homes Voting is important It's really hard to find a strip club in Portland [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never k** it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you [Verse 3: Spose] Bentley logos on my car's exterior Honey Nut Cheerios, that is not a cereal Unicorn skin is my coat's material It's safe to be a gay Jew in Syria My name is not Spose, I am not dope My bedroom floor is not covered with clothes Your YouTube comments might stop me I don't like iced coffee You know my abs are solid I never skipped a cla** in college I didn't drop out of college just to sign a record deal Just to get dropped ten months later, I'm known for my s** appeal I hate when they're paying me, I could never make a beat Bill Cosby: he doesn't seem rapisty I'm a six-foot-five girl clearly The Cubs always win the World Series I won't eat it if that's bacon, I'm into castration I hate big titties and a** shakin' And when I'm late for my meeting and I get a speeding ticket I'm always pumped like a gas station My fans have never helped me I've never took a selfie Cigarettes are healthy And you don't look like a dick with your sungla**es on inside I would never lie to you [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never k** it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you Shane Reis doesn't rap on this song [Verse 4: Shane Reis] I give a f** about a top ten, I'm not raw These guys have a lot of fans and most of them are not friends I'm public with my personal It doesn't bother me when people rhyme "hearse" with "verse" and then act versatile I don't like being topped off, I hate convertibles I'm comfortable everywhere I go, I'm not nervous still I hate paink**ers, I buy 'em all the time cause I can afford 'em and take 'em daily cause I don't know what's important I don't smoke too many cigarettes I don't think about not smoking while smoking, and keep smoking I don't love John Mayer I care if you like what I like And I know that life is beyond fair Oh yeah I don't feel like this is our year I won't but they will like a [?] I'm so lazy I waited to grow up, I have zero babies I took handouts all of my life, I'm so shady I love drama My in-laws aren't from Haiti They aren't from Haiti I never wanted it I never believed that I was the best, even when all of these other people were flaunting it I go to dog parks with the leash on a leopard It's not a guarantee putting me on the record I never sat at Whole Foods while Sarah ate a salad And I believe being profitable equals talent [Hook: Spose] I would never lie, lie, lie Betty White is not old, ice is not cold And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook) I never k** it in the booth, politicians tell the truth And I would never lie, lie, lie I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm And I would never lie, lie, lie I'd never lie to you [Interlude: Spose] There's no guitar in this song I've never put guitar in a song Guitar's wack [Bridge: KGFREEZE & Dave Gutter] Could you even imagine if I told you the truth? Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie Could you even imagine if I told you the truth? Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie The truth hurts