Why is my room in disarray? Where are my keys? Why are my knees all scraped away? What made you go? What can I do? Why do I make all the mistakes? And why can't you? There you have it Now you've been warned Stay with me and you might be scorned By all your friends who think it's foolish to Stay with someone who doesn't have a clue... I must admit I take the prize At being wrong So move along Don't roll your eyes Cause I'm trying hard to overcome My special needs And I don't need you makin fun There you have it Now you've been warned Stay with me and you might be scorned By all your friends who think it's foolish to Stay with someone who doesn't dance with you...