Gasoline prices are higher than ever They line up to buy 'cause they hate going slow Someday I might learn to ride a bicycle But I ain't got no place to go I pick up Cigarette bu*ts down at Kroger They pay ten dollars to get rid of me Some folks spend all of their money on nothing Hell I get my nothin' for free I might buy me a bottle of five dollar booze Give thanks for this shirt and this old pair of shoes Build me a raft out of old innertubes Shove off and go for a cruise Hell I ain't got nothin' to lose I used to spend all my time making money Much in the fashion of my dear old dad He could have taught me to ride a bicycle Now I bet he wishes he had I don't have on thing to take care of tonight And I was just thinking I might I might buy me a bottle of five dollar booze Give thanks for this shirt and this old pair of shoes Build me a raft out of old innertubes Shove off and go for a cruise Hell I ain't got nothin' to lose I might just kick back and take me a snooze Hell, I ain't got nothin to lose