Darling Pet Munkee - Kung-Fu Sandals lyrics

The kids at school used to beat me up Every day it was more bad luck Couldn't get a date to the prom Then I heard about some footwear that would make me strong Kung Fu Sandals made of straw Indoor outdoor can't go wrong Fighting masters wear them all the time Now I'm a Kung Fu legend in my prime Now I walk the streets in my fighting gear I'm the kind of guy even ninjas fear I chop and kick everyone in sight With my sandals on I'm always up for a fight The president calls maybe once a week And I go beat up some no good creep Don't step on my sandals whatever you do Or you're gonna give me the kung fu blues Kung Fu Sandals made of straw Indoor outdoor can't go wrong Kung fu masters wear them all the time Now I'm a Kung Fu legend in my prime