Dark Matter - Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die? lyrics

[Verse 1] Big fat f** from North Carolina state He's a worthless piece of sh**, he's a paragon of hate He's a redneck, f**-face, brain-dead waste of space Two-bit, two-timing, motherf**ing pool of slime Against gay rights, and funding for the arts Tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart Cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich He's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar b**h [Chorus] Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die? [Verse 2] Fundamentalist, f**wad, dickless prick He's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick He's a sack of sh**, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot Punk b**h, ignorant, a**-munch sycophant Lifelong friend of the deadly cancer sticks Thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts Racist f** who supports segregation Foe of the people, friend of the corporation [Chorus] [Breakdown] Uh Damn Get up, get up! [Chorus] [Trash Talk] Yo Jesse, you dumb-a**, racist, cracker motherf**er! Why the f** won't you just hurry up and die? And take that punk-b**h Strom Thurmond with you!