[Verse 1] Well I fell asleep with my jeans again Sun drilling a hole in my aching head Can't find the keys to my damn car I'm scared to check my credit card But I made it to my house so it could be worse [Chorus] I cross my heart, I'll never drink again Just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends Time after time I never seem to learn After fifteen shots of Jameson, the morning always hurts I feel like sh** [Verse 2] I was only going out for one Then you showed up and it all went wrong And we got to talk, and they got to pour And we shut her down at three in the morning Save the stories, I don't wanna know [Chorus] I cross my heart, I'll never drink again Just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends Time after time I keep on coming back There's a train inside my cranium and it's running off the tracks I feel like sh** [Bridge] Oh no I see it ain't as my phone start to ring Oh whoa It's happy hour at Margaritaville, I know I said wouldn't but just for one I will [Chorus] I cross my heart, ain't staying out for long Go on, make mine a double, feels like I'm living in a song My, oh my, tequila and a lime I swear I've read this book before a few too many times I'm feeling pretty good right now but I know come morning time I feel like sh** Like sh**