The gra** seems always greener And the flowers all in bloom Your garbage is even cleaner Then your parents attitudes Your sister, shes a victim of depression When she was the homecoming queen But you don't even notice she's there Cause your hooked on p**nography Welcome to Suburbia On shiny avenue Welcome to Suburbia Where they always welcome me and you Your parents gather on the weekends In backyard barbecues Your sick and tired of their pretense Cause their focus is always on their booze Well while the mothers are feeding on prozac The men just can't wait to cheat Aol is your only escape Can you say dysfunctional family Welcome to suburbia On shiny avenue Welcome to suburbia Where they always welcome me and you You thought you were moving to a better life Now your finding out things just ain't right Just another zoo He's wasting in a cage cause he beat his wife I guess it's pretty clear it's not a perfect life Out here after all Welcome to Suburbia On shiny avenue Welcome to Suburbia Where they always welcome me and you Where they always welcome me and you Where they always welcome me and you Thought you were moving to a better life Now your finding out things just ain't right Wasting in a cage cause he beat his wife I guess its pretty clear it ain't a perfect life After all --- .