You'll get used to it after awhile It comes in waves, puts lines on your face And your little pretty drink spilled down your pretty dress Just who down in hell are you trying to impress? She so universal, escorted and princes in robes A brittle Judy Garland with a shiny runny nose She cried as she approached the last and final page Please don't let this end with him locked in a cage So shines a good deed in your dark and weary world Today is the first day of the rest of your life You bite down on your tongue, step out on the ice In the wee hours of morning before a single ray of sun You're off in your carriage on another beer run And your fresh out of college with your masters and degrees But what good are they now to an endangered species? So wake from your slumber and run down to the trees And you rip back the paper and you tear off the ribbon There's all you ever wanted, you've been forgiven