Danny Kaye - Don't Tickle Me lyrics

Don't tickle me Tickle the baby, tickle Marie But don't tickle me I'm laughing so hard I can cry If I tickled you You wouldn't like it you will admit If I tickled you You'd giggle so hard you would spit Oh, oh let go of my toe It isn't so funny you goof Oh my tummy, it's busting you dummy Stop or I'll go through the roof Don't tickle me Tickle the baby, tickle Marie Tickle your mother, tickle your brother Tickle some other guy But don't, don't tickle me I'm laughing so hard I can cry Cut it out now, cut it out now I'm hysterical I can't take it anymore Come on, quit it, get off You're k**ing me I'm practically down on the floor Wait till I get you you'll be sorry Cut it out cause I'm getting sore Don't tickle me Tickle the baby, tickle Marie Tickle your mother, tickle your brother Tickle some other guy But don't, don't tickle me I'm laughing so hard I can cry