Danny Kaye - Tschaikowsky (And Other Russians) lyrics

Without the least excuse Or the slightest provocation May I fondly introduce For your mental delectation The names that always give me a concussion The names of those composers known as Russian There's Malichevsky, Rubinstein, Arensky, and Tschaikowsky Sapelnikoff, Dimitrieff, Tscherepnin, Kryjanowsky Godowsky, Arteiboucheff, Moniuszko, Akimenko Solovieff, Prokofieff, Tiomkin, Korestchenko There's Glinka, Winkler, Bortniansky, Rebikoff, Ilyinsky There's Medtner, Balakireff, Zolotareff, and Kvoschinsky And Sokoloff and Kopyloff, Dukelsky, and Klenowsky And Shostakovitsch, Borodine, Glière, and Nowakofski There's Liadoff and Karganoff, Markievitch, Pantschenko And Dargomyzski, Stcherbatcheff, Scriabine, Va**ilenko Stravinsky, Rimsky-Korsakoff, Mussorgsky, and Gretchaninoff And Glazounoff and Caesar Cui, Kalinikoff, Rachmaninoff Stravinsky and Gretchnaninoff Rumshinsky and Rachmaninoff I really have to stop, the subject has been dwelt upon enough! He'd better stop because we feel we all have undergone enough!