Danny Kaye - Tongue Twisters lyrics

Everybody's heard of Peter Piper And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked That's such a silly simple children's game It hasn't even got a name But I'd like to bet that it'll trip you And I bet you're gonna have to say you're licked If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease Then twist your tongue around these Moses supposes his toeses are roses But Moses supposes erroneously For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses As Moses supposes his toeses to be That's tongue twisters And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung If you insist you want to try a lisp Then step up mister and twist your tongue Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell Who'll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar So Russell asked Axle for Kissle's dismissal And this'll teach Kissle to whistle no more That's tongue twisters And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue Tito and Tato were tattooed in total But Toto was only tattooed on his toe So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed But Tito said Toto's tattoo wouldn't show Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum Said Theda if Thora's not thumping her thimble I think that she surely is thumping her thumb That's tongue twisters And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung If you insist you want to try a lisp Then step up mister and twist your tongue Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack So how can a hop to Tahiti help that Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer The snuffer's no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing She snappily snorts Nora's sneezing a breeze Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose And she's not so sure of what she should be selling Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes That's tongue twisters And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung If you insist you want to try a lisp Then step up mister and twist your tongue Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle But Twister had twisted his tongue