Michael gomez used to rock a sombrero My name rob kel though, I got the freckles like canelo I "cold-play" lucy lu it was all yellow I don't believe in violins I hit you with the cello Get it? mellow out let it settle down I just said how I would set it out, I explained how I meant it how I would "orchestrate" the crime do you get it now? John Wayne Couldn't even stand the reign of the tec You f*ck around with Kel I cut the veins out your neck When I was in school I got brains in the tech And now I'm in the office runnin trains on the secertary Sex in every position I put her head through the copier Gave her 50 shades of bobby with her coffee ugh I'm just stating obvious facts I rhyme hard I'm the best Hands (hanz) down like the end of die hard Yipee kayoo yipee kayee rap This is not grippin the chrome, rippin the k rap This is not flippin that dope, sniffin that ye rap Matter fact f*ck all these rappers I f*ckin hate rap The rap game giant haystacks Take a "fools gold" no a-track Puffy couldn't take that You don't want kel to knock on your door I box You in your front garden leave your snot on the floor Rap thuggery, stick you in the dirt like shrubbery Got rappers shook of me, cos they not they can't f*ck with me why? Cos everyone's a don when they're barrin but whose the only don Jumpin through the ropes sparrin, me that;s who scarface in the bath Talkin pelicans, rob kel again, I push your melon in I'm so benevolent I'm too nice for my own good F*ck it I'm too nice for myself Have to say it twice that's just some advice for myself Cos I'm unf**withable howdy nice to meet ya When I was in my cla** I never listened to the teacher I told myself keep focused though don't let that sh*t defeat ya Now I long your favourite rapper that your begging for a feature Kelly starch rappers you can take that to the cleaners And it's so hard to be humble when your girl is on my penis