We got a bucket of Corona, Enough stories to last all night, About the trials and tribulations, Of findin' Mr. Right: Of findin' a good man. Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters; To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand. Here's to the superficial players; The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers; If you hear me girls, raise your hand: Let's have a toast: Here's to findin' a good man. Blind dates an' horror stories; Pushy gals and fast movers. Let's dedicate this girl's night out, To big-talkers; bad losers, It's so hard findin' a good man. Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters; To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand. Here's to the superficial players; The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers; If you hear me girls, raise your hand: Let's have a toast: Here's to findin' a good man. Julie, I know you want perfection; Angie, you want a listener. Lisa, your list is gettin' long, And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser. Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters; To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand. Here's to the superficial players; The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers; If you hear me girls, raise your hand: Let's have a toast; Let's have a toast: Here's to findin' a good man. Here's to findin' a good man. Here's to findin' a good man.