Daniel Romano - Poor Girls Of Ontario lyrics

I'll sing you a song of a horrible past It goes by the name of my love, I guess I can not have a bow at all I'm sure to be skipping out in the fall And one by one, they all clear out Thinkin' to better myself, no doubt Caring little how far I go From the poor little girls of Ontario Well first I got mad on Edith Brown The prettiest girl in all the town I tipped my hat and sailed away Soon to be stoppin' in Manitomba Won over little Jenny with my white Corvette A high still color and a new plug hat I said if I stayed she'd have to beg I'm on my way to Winnipeg And one by one, they all clear out Thinkin' to better myself, no doubt Caring little how far I go From the poor little girls of Ontario Then a long-legged girl with a bu*ton nose I really though she would propose But she packed her things and now she's gone Clear out to Saskatchewan So I packed my clothes in a carpet sack I'll go out there and I'll never come back And I'll find me a girl and a good one too And I'll be the one to see it through And one by one, they all clear out Thinkin' to better themselves, no doubt Caring little how far they go From the travelin' man in Ontario I'll sing you a song of a horrible past It goes by the name of my love, I guess