[Verse 1] Belmonts and bottles DB9 full throttle I feel like I'm drifting away The pseudo life ain't bad, as they say Thinking about f**ing Backpage, it's nothing I'm dreaming of a better day The pseudo life ain't bad as they say If I should die before I wake Thank God I left this pseudo place All I love and all I am Is not in sync with God's great plan After all is said and done I pray that we at least had fun And if I never penetrate God take my life for goodness sake Pseudo, pseudo Welcome to my funeral Pseudo, pseudo Welcome to my funeral