Dane Cook - Someone S#!t on the Coats lyrics

More personal, It's more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you... But you'll know, and that's all that matters. Next time you go to a party, a great big party, Go into the room where all the coats are, and sh** on the coats... Guaranteed at some point somebody is going to walk outta that room And go, SOMEONE sh*t ON THE COATS. SOMEONE HAS sh*t ON THE COATS That's the only thing you can say when someone sh**s on the coats, Someone sh** on the coats. They might say, I think someone sh** on the coats", but you know You just don't want to be the bearer of bad news, I think someone may have sh** on or around the coats area, Theres a smell of sh** around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats. Leading me to believe that someone has sh**... But again you're there, you're there watching it all happen, And it's your job, all you're going to do at some point, You're going to lean in and go, What!?! And then blend back into the crowd... What?! I hope that it wasn't on my coat. And then, boom, you're a phantom, you just disappear, disappear.