Line them up on a stage See which ones are clever and which ones declined with age Watch them fail by design Or win the hearts of America with manufactured shine Here comes the winner That's my public figure Here comes the winner Takin perfect pictures Here comes the winner It's time to shock the blaow! Here comes the winner You can find me Up on my high horse cutting the bold ones down They look so hungry, but I'm well-fed, well-dressed dead in the head It's here, it's right there, for you to take it all It's here, its right there, for you to take it all We don't tolerate whining Do a bitta good an*lysis Let's balance this Not backing out Put a little bitta time in this A finalist and not in doubt I shake my scepter fresh and you smell like sphincter I'll pa** my credit check and run through your sprinklers You name the time and the place and I'm there Give me some time and I'll perfect my hair Roll the cameras, honey, love's in the air We look so poised and not too self aware I'll pretend Im better than these clowns and their plastic faces On another level pound for pound and their self-abasement I grow tired of this game Make me feel like I'm to blame Fake cry Don't be that guy The one who tries to victimize himself to hide a web of lies Moments together, sell them well I just watched you do that all to you Find another person you can use You're not that clever easy to see through Tear the best of us apart Don't take Offers then Act like you think you're gonna lose Makes things Awkward To see you faking gratitude Instructed to go auto pilot DonÆt know the pa**word You're sitting on a dil*o pile That's why your a** hurts So tell me that I am the love of your life I'll be in character batting my eyes We'll show them all the supreme prototype As ratings and followers peak right on time