Dan The Automator - I'm Destructive lyrics

Taking a patient out of the bathroom into water That's right, get in the water and touch the electic wires Hold this... here's some bread! "Now you tell me how you can live in an apartment, with the pieces Of a person, rotting away with decay and not know?" "I was totally sick, to tell the truth" "Washing bones, why were you washing bones?" "Cause they were smelly" [Kool Keith] Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doodoo? Smear purple flies on your forehead Spit in your salad, vomit on your brother's breakfast Take your a** outside, burn your mother's house Bring pet mice, and scare your sister with my gray mouse Then drop him under the bed, and leave him there dead Take out your parakeet, with scissors, clip his head Then get the charcoal, wha**up, burn your dog's legs Walk by the barbershop, and hit the gla** with eggs Then go in the club and dance, mix the alcohol Great with roach spray, here's a drink, have a ball Dance to the music, watch it party pooper Yeah, you know... I'm destructive (4X) Bash in your head with ten full cans of Campbell's soup I'm on the roof and I let the pigeons out the chicken coop Stole your checks, and flush money down the toilet bowl Look at the frog, he's gone too down the commode War paint on the carpet, your fur was my target Give the baby some gum, a pack of BubbleYum Stick it in the rugs, smearing green lightening bugs All around the walls, down the halls Checking out doodoo on flame pits, n***as with they armpits Down, smellin funky, check out the junkie, spit I'm destructive!! (4X) Like a green red blue reindeer, dead lying down with a fawn Copulating, having s** Mating with a babboon with buffalo wings Hahahahaha Like Hitler, the German Shephard, coming down from the Bronx Fighting moose you sound as soft as a goose We all hang with tickets for Van Halen Gorefest, Autopsy, Def Leppard, and Spazz C'mon, drop the jazz Grateful Dead, rock with it I'm destructive!!! (3X)