Dan The Automator - A Visit To The Gynecologist lyrics

[Woman] Couldn't you at least look the other way? [Dr. Octagon] Ms. Willis, I am a physician Besides, we are all girls Okay, up on the table, chop chop On all fours That's it, oooh yeah Now spread 'em Oh, what have we got here? Oh, oh Looks like your vehicular can*l is somewhat constricted How do you manage to accommodate large penises? [Woman] I don't, not of any kind [Dr. Octagon] Oh, of course I was just feeling you out as it were, ha ha Spread 'em! (ugh) C'mon, wider, wider. Wiiider [Woman] I'm gonna break [Dr. Octagon] C'mon wider, you can do it wider, can't you? Come on, okay. Now I want you to practice this exercise twice a day for at least ten minutes Put one finger in, stir it around And aroouund And arooouuund And then another finger And stir it around And around And aroouund And arooouuund And another finger And another - you get the picture, right? [Woman] Yes [Dr. Octagon] And then, when you run out of fingers, move on to vegetables The appropriate size and shape, of course In no time at all, we'll have you up to summer squash! He he, you'll like having something fun wiggling around inside you, like a caterpillar [Woman] Eewww [Dr. Octagon] Okay, like an eel [Woman] Eeewwww [Dr. Octagon] Okay, like a co*k! [Scratches]