And we live on borrowed time But this headshot's pretty good I've been scheming for too long I was starstruck by your mom [Hook] We fall in love by accident A heavenly coincidence No matter what you think is true Let me introduce you to some friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine And we brake for pa**ing cars In the pistol ripping chase I regret the d** you lost So I skipped our second date [Hook] We fall in love by accident A heavenly coincidence No matter what you think is true Let me introduce you to some friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine We fall in love by accident A heavenly coincidence No matter what you think is true Let me introduce you to Can't figure out this place Guess someone hates my guts I handed him the sign Oh, friends of mine