Dan Lauper - Stalker (Parody of "Trust You" by Rob Thomas) lyrics

(Spoken via an edited interview) Well, I pee in my firesuit (Quagmire smelling and exhaling) Verse 1 Oh my God, what the hell did you just do? 10-15 years older, and this is what you do You waste your life doing that perverted sh** You're a stalker Follow her on Instagram, and commenting “Mine” On almost all her pics starting with post nine All you have to do is take some time off a bit You're a stalker Chorus I see you lie, about, that freaking ugly break-up You're a stalker Stalker You make me sick, because, you write these stupid love songs You're a stalker Stalker Verse 2 Yeah, these proposals, they're getting out of hand At first, they're cute, now they're entirely bland I know I'm supposed to comment like a sweet fangirl But this moronic trend gets you fired for real (Chorus) You should be dumped, by that, Woman Crush Everyday You're a stalker Stalker Bridge This honeymoon needs to end right now The DMV will take away your engagement somehow I know I'm greedy, but I tell you the truth Don't come back to her, pick someone else for you (Chorus x2) (Spoken) No curiosity END