Dan Lauper - Get a Life lyrics

Verse 1: So here you are in bed wasting away your summer days While your friends are in Cali turning up in a complete gaze You thinking all of them having plenty of their fun in the sun And you're still at home wanting to touch Alex Morgan's buns Others are still browsing their way across the country But it's you at home that is getting hella horny From all of the eye candy that's been plaguing your lazy a** Just shut up and make your summer fun while it lasts Unlikely chance you're making way to Electric Daisy And your future plans are starting to look really, really hazy So what do you want to do to pa** this time? Before we witness the apocalypse of rhymes Chorus: Get a life (x2) What if I told you there are so many things to do? Get a life (x2) Aren't you getting sick of this daily or yearly déjà-vu? Get a life (x2) You better kick yourself up in order to make a strife One thing is for sure that you need to get a life Get a life (x4) Verse 2: So here you are taking selfies of you watching Orange is the New Black On Netflix but there's too much Longmire in order to take your freedom back The way that you slack at home gets more costly as time flies Nonetheless, the excessive heat stays as it never dies Celebrate America's birthday like a hunched hermit staring at Emilia Clarke Fantasizing the fact there could always be a chance that breaks your heart So what would you rather do in order to pa** the time at home? Or would you rather pretend you're trapped in Stephen King's Dome (Chorus) Get a life (x4) Freestyle: Here goes Well it's been awhile since you last graduated Bit overrated Mistaking vacations for being so dated Still, you watch your peers Making it clear That your opinions are just too insincere No interest in blockbusters That's a bummer If you got no texting sk**s, you won't even get to holler Your 7th grade crush, Phineas and Ferb, your has-been friends They came and went Faster than that last road trip you've been Just because your summer is wasting away Doesn't nearly mean you can create a wife So get the hell up and just, for this climatic summer, get a life (Chorus x2) (END)