I wish I had one good reason why I should stay How'd I get myself Into this place? I wish had qualities like Sympathy Fidelity Sobriety Sincerity Humility Instead I got lunacy Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah I wish I could fit myself in my pocket And tie myself to a rocket And send myself to outer space I wish I had a different face I wish I had one good reason why I should stay How'd I get myself Into this place? [Chorus] I wish my life was a little less seedy Why am I always so greedy? Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy I know I never will I know I never will I wish my life was not so boring Every weekend fall to the flooring Don't get me started on Monday morning It would be overk** It would be overk** I wish I had one good reason why I should stay How'd I get myself (How'd I get myself) Into this place? I wish I could apologize Be dignified Wish I could look you in the eye And tell you that I never lied I wish that I could stop the cries Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Don't wake me up today Under my duvet's Where I wanna stay Don't wanna come out to play Doesn't matter what you say, anyway, anyway [Chorus] I wish my life was a little less seedy Why am I always so greedy? Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy I know I never will I know I never will I wish my life was not so boring Every weekend fall to the flooring Don't get me started on Monday morning It would be overk** It would be overk** Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes Another programme on antiques on the TV set Wish I had blonde hair Wish I had green eyes So many things about myself that I despise (I wish my life was a little less seedy) So many things about my life that I despise (I wish my life was a little less seedy) So many things that I despise (I wish my life was a little less seedy) So many things that I despise