LAST CIGARETTE [Dan Bull] I'm back in this habit The tobacconist grabbing a packet of f*gs And pa**ing it back as I hand him the cash The transaction is tragic A moment of magic, as I open the packet And go for the wrapping, in only a moment I'll have this f*g lit The sad fact is I'm an addict, I need a hit Of nicotine just to breathe and it's obscene Just between us as a kid I disbelieved a brittle leaf Mixed with heat could leave you feelin' incomplete without it So blow the smoke out quick, you'll feel terrible However you will have achieved something incredible [Chorus] This is my last cigarette I've done enough that I have to regret This is my last cigarette I've done enough that I have to regret [Dan Bull] Bringin' a whole different sting To the thing you hold in your fingers They're stained since you imitated The behavior of your favorite singer I know you stroll to the cinema And your role model's holding a Marlboro The image is vivid and so you're sold the whole Till your soul is a prisoner moulded in miniature rolled in a Rizzla Held in a wrestling hold 'til the finisher You're choked out, so blow the smoke out No doubt : self-control's what's k**ing you [Chorus] [Dan Bull] This is my last cigarette, I've done enough I have to regret Without gasping for breath, asking for d**h In return for the active effects As many a h**n addict has said It's addictive as smack, you'd be daft to inject Skip the needle and the needle skips As I tap my f*g, let the ash hit the deck Stood on the back step in the rain And never complain 'til my f*g's wet Splashed out, cashing the cheque Ash, ground; ground, ash; have you met ? [Chorus] [Dan Bull] I stub the nub, enough's enough, I'm good I would gladly have another f*g, see but the fact is I'm done It's off my chest, and I'm impressed With my willpower, nothing less Face my fate at 88 miles an hour, time travelling As my life expectancy expands and I feel like a younger man You need to fight the hunger, Dan You're done, you can (you can) you can I can (you can) I am [Chorus]