Dan Bull - One More Block lyrics

Hello! So, alot of people want to know what "MC" stands for "Is it, uh, 'microphone controller'?" Nope "Is it 'Master of Ceremony'?" Nope, certainly not It's Minecraft! And I am Dan Bull I've got to admit I rather like playing Minecraft Even though the graphic style's Older than an iron bath Creative's great but on survival I am crap It's like the beginning of Oblivion With the giant rats Swingin' my fists around And all I hit's the ground This sh**'s tricky And I'm not spittin' about the Bristol sound Wish I could be whipping out A pixelated pistol, pow! Pigman down Now let's hit the town Before I got this game I promise you I did go out But I've given it up for bricks I'm clinically addicted now I need my fix Or else I'll never leave my little house Until I make it bigger When my finger simply clicks the mouse It fills me with a sensation of power That's why I'm building me a sensational tower To compensate for the shame When I gaze down in the shower I've played for hours I need to wee, so later I'll have to change my trousers Just one more block And I swear I'll stop (Swear I'll stop) Just one more block And I swear I'll stop (Shush) Never mind beta blockers I'm playing beta And the blocks keep dropping Like SEGA's stocks lately Watch I'm taking mobs down Like a crazy cop It'll take a hand amputation To make me stop Go figure My axe and crafting table made me lots Gold digger Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx Behaving like an 80's b-boy Breaking rocks Remaking the Museum of Buildings At Avoncroft It's like a Lego set With infinite bricks And no chance of your vacuum cleaner Pickin' up the bits When I feel philosophical I sit and look at it And think I'd rather dig Than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits It's like a game of Jenga Without your friends beside And there's a side I'm quite eager to emphasize Of course it's a geeky venture Are you then surprised Someone made a life-size model Of the Enterprise? I went and tried that myself But I got bored quick Although I still managed to replicate The Borg ship And all it took Was one brick And one click I know what you're thinking No need to say it I'm sick Just one more block And I swear I'll stop Just one more block And I swear I'll stop "You play Minecraft? Oh my God You're such a square" "Yeah, I like Minecraft It's positively delicious Dan Bull Do you dig? I do"