[Intro] (Drums) Ready? Huh, ooh [Verse 1] Who's that minx there with the pink hair? The flair of a punk with the physique of a big bear That's quite a kink, yeah, so let's keep it clean and friendly Don't need to tell you her cannon's griefing me with penis envy Whoops! I've lowered the bar and set the scene already She's doing the opposite and lifting stuff that's bleeding heavy It's Aleksandra Zaryanova, commonly known as Zarya But you know that [Hook] Zarya singing an aria Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds So bound to be able to carry ya (Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria) Zarya singing an aria Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds So bound to be able to carry ya (Bound to be able to carry ya, bound to be able to carry ya) Zarya singing an aria Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds So bound to be able to carry ya [Verse 2] No poor performance, she's a walking fortress She could arm wrestle with the forks of forklifts All this talk gets a bit repetitive for her I bet she would prefer if we ignored it altogether Guess her personality type is quite serious That's what happens living your life in Siberia Ideally, you'd flee the crisis and up sticks But she saw the kind of sights you shouldn't at just six Tik-tok, never gets up late, first thing at the crack of dawn She sets up weights, getting breakfast prepped fast Cooking up pierogi Do a couple reps as she's stacking up the bodies And that's ironic 'cause her body is stacked Nobody's body is as big a body as that, a world record That's probably a fact but there's no reputable body of stats To reliably verify it as that, powering up the barrier Hell yup, while the cannon is amassing casualties to tally up A graviton surgeon who'll grab you by the lughole Swirling you 'round and then she'll drag you down the plughole [Hook] Zarya singing an aria Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds So bound to be able to carry ya (Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria) Zarya singing an aria Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds So bound to be able to carry ya (Bound to be able to carry ya, bound to be able to carry ya) Zarya singing an aria Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds So bound to be able to carry ya